Quotations About
assistance

Russell: Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl: No.
Russel: Well, I gotta help you cross something.
Carl: Uh… no I’m doing fine.

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