Buffy: All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die!
Man in crowd: I love you, Metroman!
Metroman: And I love you, random citizen!
Mitchell Pritchett: Cam thinks that if he were straight, he and Julia Roberts would be dating.
Cameron Tucker: I met her once at an AIDS walk and we had a real connection.
Mitchell Pritchett: You handed her a bottle of water.
Cameron Tucker: Her hand lingered.
Mitchell Pritchett: Because you wouldn’t let go.