Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.
Dug: I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead!
Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
Dug: Oh I do ever so want the ball!
Dug: Be my prisoner? Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner?
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk – SQUIRREL! My master is good and smart.
Dug: My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you!
Dug: Hi there!
Carl: Did that dog just say “Hi there”?
Dug: Oh yes!
Some day I’ll join him right there,
but now he’s gone with his shaggy coat,
his bad manners and his cold nose
I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
Det. Frank Pembleton: Life would be perfect, if it was just kids and dogs.
Rose: Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!