Quotations About
dogs

Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Posted in: Up

Dug: I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead!

Posted in: Up

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Posted in: Up

Dug: Oh I do ever so want the ball!

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Dug: Be my prisoner? Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner?

Posted in: Up

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk – SQUIRREL! My master is good and smart.

Posted in: Up

Dug: My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you!

Posted in: Up

Russell: Speak.
Dug: Hi there!
Carl: Did that dog just say “Hi there”?
Dug: Oh yes!

Posted in: Up

Some day I’ll join him right there,
but now he’s gone with his shaggy coat,
his bad manners and his cold nose

Posted in: Pablo Neruda

I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

Posted in: Steven Wright

Det. Frank Pembleton: Life would be perfect, if it was just kids and dogs.

Rose: Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!

Posted in: Moonstruck