Quotations About
drugs

This is the main advantage of ether: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel … total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue- severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally … you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Speech, 14 Feb 1923
Posted in: Rudyard Kipling

Jesse: Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

Posted in: Breaking Bad

Walt: Last time I checked, there was 16 ounces to a pound. What’d you do with the rest, smoke it?
Jesse: Yo, I been out there all night slangin’ crystal. You think it’s cake movin’ a pound of meth one tenth at a time?
Walt: So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?
Jesse: To who? What do I look like? ‘Scarface?’
Walt: This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today.
Jesse: You may know a lot about chemistry man, but you don’t know jack about slangin’ dope.

Posted in: Breaking Bad

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

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Ariana the cheerleader: I’m Ariana! I have teen spirit, I don’t do drugs, so check me out! Chacha chaboochie roll call!
Craig the cheerleader: My name is Craig, I did drugs once. I am a Spartan, so check me out!

But nobody can handle that other trip- the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

Lisa: Can’t talk … coming down.

Posted in: The Simpsons

Lestrade: It’s a drugs bust.
Watson: Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?
Holmes: John.
Watson: I’m pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn’t find anything that you could call recreational.

A Study in Pink (season 1, episode 1)
Posted in: Sherlock

Jay Pritchett: Usually, I say no to drugs, but I thought, just this once… and I figured, if I was going to make an ass of myself, at least I wouldn’t remember it.

Mitchell Pritchett: That drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange flavored. He could have chewed it.

Treehouse (season 3, episode 7)
Posted in: Modern Family