Quotations About
Gods

In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god’s idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

Wyrd Sisters
Posted in: Terry Pratchett

It’s a god-eat-god world.

Small Gods
Posted in: Terry Pratchett

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: “Psst!”

Small Gods
Posted in: Terry Pratchett

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

Small Gods
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“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”

Small Gods
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