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Lister: We’re on a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space. Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
Cat: Hey, it’s not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It’s the policewoman’s helmet and the suspenders that I don’t understand!

Posted in: Red Dwarf

Chandler: Well, my apartment’s not there anymore because I drank it.

Posted in: Friends