Mal: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.
Zoe: That’s ’cause it’s a death trap.
Mal: How come you didn’t turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn’t good enough.
Mal: What happens when it is?
Jayne: Well, that’ll be an interesting day.
J.J.: My point is, at the moment, Casey has less on-air charm and charisma than my high school driving instructor, and you know it, Dan. Now I think the time has come for you to think about the possibility of another partner.
Dan: I’m not going to do the show with your high school driving instructor, J.J., if that’s what you’re asking me.
Mal: It ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin’ is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I’m about to say.
River: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Mal: Love. You can know all the math in the ‘verse, but you take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down… tells ya she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens… makes her a home.
River: Storm’s getting worse.
Mal: We’ll pass through it soon enough.
I meant what I said,
and I said what I meant
An elephant’s faithful,
One hundred percent.
Aaron: I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups. I don’t feel good.
Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
Gaius Baltar: If there are Cylons aboard this ship, we’ll find them.
Virtual Six: “We”? You are not on their side, Gaius.
Gaius Baltar: I am not on anybody’s side.
Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I’m on everyone’s side. It’d be nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.
Holmes: What’s wrong?
Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Holmes: A friend?
Watson: An enemy.
Holmes: Oh. Which one?
Watson: Your arch enemy. According to him.
Holmes: Oh. Did he offer you money to spy on me?
Holmes: Did you take it?
Holmes: Pity, we could’ve split the fee. Think it over next time.