Quotations About
presents

Cameron: Mitchell’s mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint.

The Incident (season 1, episode 4)
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Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks… I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but- oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I want.

Great Expectations (season 1, episode 8)
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Phil: Coupons for…five free hugs.
Claire: You don’t like it?
Phil: Are you kidding me? I love it. It’s so creative–coupons for hugs, which are usually free, but this makes it official, which is so great.

Great Expectations (season 1, episode 8)
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