8 Simple Rules


Paul: For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

Paul: Fine, you can take the mini-van.
Bridget: You want me to drive the Loser Cruiser?

Cate: Are you okay?
Paul: I’m mad at something you said.
Cate: What?
Paul: ‘Let’s start a family’!

Paul: Hold it, I can see your bra and that sling-shot you’re wearing.
Kerry: Must be Casual Sex Day at school.
Bridget: It’s a thong.
Paul: It’s floss.

Bridget: Daddy, can our boyfriends come over on Thanksgiving?
Paul: No!
Bridget: Okay, Daddy, can they come over Thursday?