Paul: Fine, you can take the mini-van.
Bridget: You want me to drive the Loser Cruiser?
Cate: Are you okay?
Paul: I’m mad at something you said.
Paul: ‘Let’s start a family’!
Paul: Hold it, I can see your bra and that sling-shot you’re wearing.
Kerry: Must be Casual Sex Day at school.
Bridget: It’s a thong.
Paul: It’s floss.
Bridget: Daddy, can our boyfriends come over on Thanksgiving?
Bridget: Okay, Daddy, can they come over Thursday?
Paul: For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.