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Ally: I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren’t the most subtle. And your perfume — you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
Elaine: That was with all due respect?
Ally: Sometimes there’s no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.
Richard: Thank you, Elaine. Imagine my comfort having you as emotional counsel. Would that I dye my roots so I could truly benefit from your tutalege.
Ling: You said Ling hard L, hard G. It’s Ling soft L, soft G.
Ally: Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying; sometimes there’s only one fish. Trust me.