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Elaine: A lot of people forget what they’re saying in a fit of rage, so I’ll be happy to take the minutes.

John: It’s not easy to meet women. Sure I can walk into a bar and buy a lady a drink and under the pretext of a perhaps budding realtionship seduce her into satisfying my sexual needs, but that goes against my grain to deceive another person no matter what the physical gratification. So I thought it more honest to solicit a prostitute.

Richard: Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there’ll be a third and a fourth…you’ll be thinking forever.

Ling: Face it, we don’t want anyone spelunking in our emotional cores. The echo would kill them.

Ally: It’s alright to believe in things you know aren’t real!