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Richard: You look fabulous.
Ally: I know, I just got fired for it.

Ally: That’s the thing about me. I make all my clients forget about all their troubles by giving them bigger ones.

Billy: Did you fiddle with my wife’s wattle?

Richard: What’s inside doesn’t count, it’s how they look. Fishism.

Ally: Law and love are the same – romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.