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Ally: I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren’t the most subtle. And your perfume — you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
Elaine: That was with all due respect?

Ally: It doesn’t matter that I’m not in a relationship with anybody. Sometimes I feel like I’m being unfaithful to love itself.

Richard: Bygones.

Tracey: You’re a slut. The way to your heart is through your fallopian tubes.

Ally: Every time I get depressed, I raise my hemline. If things don’t change, I’m bound to be arrested.