The Devil: Vanilla? Where’s the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road.

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The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.

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The Devil: Faith? I was present at its creation.

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The Devil: I never loved anyone but God, and that was a long time ago.

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Stone: Out of the country.
Desk Clerk: Oh, where?
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