The Devil: I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel.

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The Devil: God’s universe is not like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.

The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.

The Devil: Yes, yes, now that’s what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I’ve heard it a million times defending a billion atrocities, and it’s still music to my ears.

Stone: Do you know anything about faith?
The Devil: Faith? I was present at its creation.

Stone: You loved her, didn’t you?
The Devil: I never loved anyone but God, and that was a long time ago.