captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Xander: For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I’m moist, and delicious.
Willow: Well, I’m…ooh, boyfriend! My on-campus boyfriend.
Buffy: Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line’s probably really long there, too.
Faith: You can’t trust guys.
Buffy: You can trust some guys. Really, I’ve read about them.
Xander: Well, ’cause you never know if a girl’s gonna say yes or if she’s gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.