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Xander: For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.

The Witch

Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I’m moist, and delicious.

Willow: Well, I’m…ooh, boyfriend! My on-campus boyfriend.
Buffy: Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line’s probably really long there, too.

Faith: You can’t trust guys.
Buffy: You can trust some guys. Really, I’ve read about them.

Xander: Well, ’cause you never know if a girl’s gonna say yes or if she’s gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.