Spike (regarding Xander): Oh, leave that one! He looks like he’s ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he’s already dead.
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Buffy: I told you. I said ‘End of the World,’ and you were like pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.
Willow: A gig? How come I didn’t know?
Oz: Didn’t figure you for skipping school.
Willow: You think I’m boring.
Oz: I’d call that a radical interpretation of the text.
Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?
Cordelia: How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear, one of these times you’re gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a….. Oh, never mind.
The Mayor (after Giles stabs him): Whoa! Well, now, that was a little thoughtless. Violent outbursts like that in front of the children. You know Mr. Giles, they look to you to see how to behave.