Spike (regarding Xander): Oh, leave that one! He looks like he’s ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he’s already dead.
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Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Willow: He’s delirious. He thought I was Buffy.
Oz: You too, huh?
Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.
Giles: I’m not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you’re very, very old and it’s gross.
Xander: For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.