Xander: Oooh. Sunnydale Bus Depot. Classy. What a better way to introduce someone to our country than with a stench of urine.
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Xander: Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Giles: There is a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
Buffy: Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.