Whistler: Y’know, raiding an Englishman’s fridge is like dating a nun. You’re never going to get the good stuff.
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Xander: Aren’t you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?
Giles: Tea is soothing, I wish to be tense.
Xander: Okay, but you’re destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here.
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
Giles: I’m not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you’re very, very old and it’s gross.
Xander: For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.
Anya: You don’t need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they’re less private when they’re in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we’re not your friends; go on.