Whistler: Y’know, raiding an Englishman’s fridge is like dating a nun. You’re never going to get the good stuff.
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Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Giles: There is a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
Buffy: Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.
Giles: Why would someone want to hurt Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?