captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Willow: If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun!
Giles: We can’t let you go until we’re sure that you’re impotent or –
Giles: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you’re…
Spike: You are one step away, missy!
Buffy: Giles help! He’s gonna scold me!
Buffy: What are you doing here?
Angel: It’s a dangerous time you know, with faith.
Buffy: Yeah Faith, she well, Faith what can you say about her.
Angel: I just wanted to make sure that you’re, you know, ok, that you’re safe.
Buffy: Well the fact that you’re right here, does this mean that Faith is around? Are you keeping me safe by tracking me or are you tracking her?
Angel: I’m tracking you.
Xander: I cannot stress enough how much I don’t have plans.
Josh: Halloween isn’t about thrills, chills, and funny costumes; it’s about getting laid.
Edward: Is there any holiday that’s not about getting laid?
Josh: Arbor Day.