captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Xander: I’m not gonna waste the perfect comeback on you now. But don’t think I don’t have it. Oh yes, it’s time will come!
Xander: Giles lived for school. He’s actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, ‘There should be more math. This could be mathier.’
Buffy: I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
Willow: If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun!
Giles: We can’t let you go until we’re sure that you’re impotent or –
Giles: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you’re…
Spike: You are one step away, missy!
Buffy: Giles help! He’s gonna scold me!