Willow: I’m a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
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Willow: I’m a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
Xander (while Spike packs up his things, including Xander’s radio): That’s my radio!
Spike: And you’re what, shocked and disappointed? I’m evil.
Giles: How did it go?
Faith: Princess Margaret here had a little trouble keeping up.
Giles: How did it go?
Wesley: Faith did quite well on the obstacle field. Still a little sloppy, though.
Giles: Do you feel up to taking Buffy out, or shall I?
Wesley: Oh, no, no, no, I’ll be fine. Just give me a minute. And some defibrillators, if it’s not too much trouble.
Faith: You’re gonna love it, B. It’s just like fun, only boring.
Willow: That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.
Whistler: Y’know, raiding an Englishman’s fridge is like dating a nun. You’re never going to get the good stuff.
Principal Snyder: You! All of you. Why couldn’t you be dealing drugs like normal people?