Willow: I’m a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Riley: You don’t understand, I’m good at things. That’s what I do. I work hard, apply myself, get it done.
Willow: Well, you failed extremely well.
Xander: Just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of Love…okay, that was gross.
Buffy: I spend all my time in the dark here anyway, it’s not like I’d be at a game you know, with my friends where someone could see me in my new monster part.
Angel: Hey…I won’t let anything happen to you if I can help it, and no matter what I’ll love you even if you’re covered with slime.
Buffy: I liked everything until that part.
Buffy: I didn’t jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.
Buffy: There’s no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.
Willow: I think I’m gonna barf.
Buffy: Except that.