Willow: I’m a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Buffy: Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.
Xander: It actually kinda turns me on.
Buffy: I fear you.
Anya: I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped, and frankly it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
Riley: There’s definitely something off about her.
Graham: Maybe she’s Canadian.
Buffy: It is a sham, but it’s a sham with yams. It’s a yam sham.
Willow: You’re not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this.
Buffy: Were you born this big a pain in the ass?
Spike: What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad.