Willow: That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.
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Xander: Well, ’cause you never know if a girl’s gonna say yes or if she’s gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Giles: There is a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
Buffy: Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.
Giles: Why would someone want to hurt Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?