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Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive; I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.
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Giles: Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.
Xander: Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
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Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.