Giles: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
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Xander: Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Willow: He’s delirious. He thought I was Buffy.
Oz: You too, huh?
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.