Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
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Xander: We’re right behind you, only further back.
Xander: Aren’t you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?
Giles: Tea is soothing, I wish to be tense.
Xander: Okay, but you’re destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here.
Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.
Giles: I’m not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you’re very, very old and it’s gross.
Xander: For I am Xander, Kind of Cretins, may all lesser Cretins bow before me.