Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Willow: I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Buffy: A Twinkie! That’s his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
Willow: Everyone’s getting spanked but me.
Angel: I saw you before you became a slayer.
Angel: I watched you and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps and I loved you.
Angel: Cause I could see your heart. You held it out before you for everyone to see, and I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe, to warm it with my own.
Buffy: That’s beautiful…or taken literally incredibly gross.
Angel: I was just thinking that too.
Mayor Wilkins: I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away. “Miniature.” “Golf.”
Willow (looking at Xander’s fake ID): I don’t believe this is entirely on the up and up.
Xander: What gives it away?
Willow: Looking at it.