Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Spike: I’m saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn’t chase the other puppies anymore.
Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: Not really a one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. A ritual sacrifice… with pie.
Buffy: Do you remember that demon that almost got out the night I died?
Willow: Every nightmare I have that doesn’t revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamed that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Principal Snyder: What’s in the bag?
Student: My lunch.
Principal Snyder: Is that the new drug lingo?
Angel: Are you mad at me for being around too much or for not being around enough?
Buffy: Duh, yes!