Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Willow: He’s delirious. He thought I was Buffy.
Oz: You too, huh?
Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.
Willow: How can you be so calm?
Oz: Long, arduous hours of practice.
Giles: Why would someone want to hurt Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?