Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Xander: I am the bug man, kew, kew, katchoo.
Principal Snyder: A lot of educators tell students, ‘Think of your principal as your pal.’ I say think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.
Xander: Think of the happy. If we don’t find what we’re looking for, we’re facing the apocalypse.
Spike (cheering up): Really? You’re not just saying that?
Willow: A gig? How come I didn’t know?
Oz: Didn’t figure you for skipping school.
Willow: You think I’m boring.
Oz: I’d call that a radical interpretation of the text.
Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?