Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Buffy: It is a statistically impossible for a 16-year-old girl to unplug her phone.
Forrest: How are you going to learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork?
Spike (regarding Xander): Oh, leave that one! He looks like he’s ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he’s already dead.
Buffy: First thanksgiving on my own, and we all got through it.
Xander: And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up.
Buffy: And they say romance is dead. Or maybe they just wish it.
Willow: I’m a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!