Principal Snyder: There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed…and also smoking.

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Xander (while Spike packs up his things, including Xander’s radio): That’s my radio!
Spike: And you’re what, shocked and disappointed? I’m evil.

Giles: How did it go?
Faith: Princess Margaret here had a little trouble keeping up.
Giles: How did it go?
Wesley: Faith did quite well on the obstacle field. Still a little sloppy, though.
Giles: Do you feel up to taking Buffy out, or shall I?
Wesley: Oh, no, no, no, I’ll be fine. Just give me a minute. And some defibrillators, if it’s not too much trouble.
Faith: You’re gonna love it, B. It’s just like fun, only boring.

Vampire Willow: This world’s no fun.
Willow: You noticed that, too?

Xander: Oooh. Sunnydale Bus Depot. Classy. What a better way to introduce someone to our country than with a stench of urine.

Buffy: You never take me any place new.
Angel: What about that fire demon nest in the cave by the beach? I thought that was a nice change of pace.

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