Giles: Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
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Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?
Cordelia: How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear, one of these times you’re gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a….. Oh, never mind.
The Mayor (after Giles stabs him): Whoa! Well, now, that was a little thoughtless. Violent outbursts like that in front of the children. You know Mr. Giles, they look to you to see how to behave.
Xander: I have my pride. Okay, I don’t have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can’t do this.
Spike: I like people. They’re like Happy Meals with legs.