Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

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Willow: That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.

Cordelia: I know what you’re up to. You think that if you get me mad enough, I won’t be so scared. And hey! It’s working. Where’s a damn weapon?

Giles: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

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Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Buffy: Good for you.
Willow: Well, I didn’t choose yet.

Buffy: So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?