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Vampire: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No. The fact that you’re fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.
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Buffy: Good for you.
Willow: Well, I didn’t choose yet.
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Riley: Yep, that’s the plan.
Willow: Guess she’s out with Riley. You know what it’s like with a spanking new boyfriend.
Anya: Yes, we’ve enjoyed spanking.