Piper: What, I’m supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers ’cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we’d never have flowers in this house.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That’s disgusting! Please say yes!
Demon: Silly Wicca, tricks are for kids!
Prue: I don’t like earthquakes. I just don’t go running through the house naked screaming “Run for your life!”
Phoebe: That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Prue: I hate to put a damper on this little love connection here sis, but we need to kick a little ass.
Phoebe: Come on, you don’t think we’ll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don’t want to live with you anymore!