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Lois Griffin: Brian, you’re not wearing the sweater I made you.
Brian Griffin: Uh, we-well, it’s a little warm in here, you know?
Lois Griffin: “Don we now our gay apparel.”
Brian Griffin: Doesn’t get much gayer than this.
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