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Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn’t drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -… Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.
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