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Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven…
Father Ted: Hallowed.
Father Dougal: Hallowed be thy..
Father Ted: Name.
Father Dougal: Papa don’t preach…
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Father Ted: No…no Dougal, that’s us. That’s Catholicism you’re talking about there.
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