Wash: What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?
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Jayne: Smellin’ a lot of “if” comin’ off this plan.
Badger: Crime and politics, little girl. Situation is always fluid.
Jayne: The only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage.
Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.
Zoe: Thanks for saying, sir.
Mal: Well, didn’t I see an entire regiment of fine, young Alliance federals on the train?
Sheriff: You did. Same regiment let our medicine get swiped right out from under their noses then took off for their own camp without so much as a whoopsy-daisy.
Mal: And I never back down from a fight.
Inara: Yes, you do. You do all the time.