Wash: What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?

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Young River: We got outflanked by the independent squad, and we’re never gonna make it back to our platoon. We need to resort to cannibalism.
Young Simon: That was fast. Don’t we have rations or anything?

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Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain’t we just?

MAL: You woulda kissed her too!
ZOE: Wash didn’t.
MAL: But she was naked! And articulate!

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Zoe: That’s ’cause it’s a death trap.

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Jayne: Hell, I don’t know. If I wanted schooling, I’d-a gone to school.