Kaylee: Well, Shepherd told us a funny story about bein’ a preacher, now you tell us a funny story about bein’ a doctor.
Simon: Ah, a funny story.
Jayne: Yeah, ’cause sick people are hi-larious.

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Mal: Yeah.
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Mal: Not so much.
Zoe: Ah.
Mal: But she will.

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Simon: Can you move your feet? Kaylee. Stay with me. Can you move your feet?
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