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Kaylee: Well, Shepherd told us a funny story about bein’ a preacher, now you tell us a funny story about bein’ a doctor.
Simon: Ah, a funny story.
Jayne: Yeah, ’cause sick people are hi-larious.
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Zoe: Course, there’re other schools of thought.
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Jayne: Well, that’ll be an interesting day.