Mal: Just once, I’d like things to go according to the gorram plan!
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Mal: How come you didn’t turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn’t good enough.
Mal: What happens when it is?
Jayne: Well, that’ll be an interesting day.
Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
Simon: I told him to sit down.
Inara: Are you in pain?
Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal: They let us come, and they let us go. What kind of ident card gets us that kind of reception and send-off?
Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God.
Mal: No, they don’t. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.
Zoe: If she can fly this thing, why just take the shuttle?
Wash: Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese!