Niles: Don’t call me irrational. It makes me crazy when you do that.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Frasier: Well, apparently the “Dirt Scourge 2000” is no match for the “Dirt Pile 1957.”
Daphne: Well, this is going back. On the commercial they clean all the mud off a hippopotamus.
Daphne: His name is Freddy Chainsaw.
Frasier: Chainsaw? Of the Newport Chainsaws?
Daphne: His last album sold five million copies.
Frasier: Oh, well then, I’ll just add that to my list of reasons to die.
Roz: Physical contact extends our lives.
Frasier: Well then, you’ll outlive Styrofoam.
Frasier: Doesn’t he ever stop for sex and drugs?