captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Phoebe: If you buy a mattress from Janice’s ex-husband, isn’t that like betraying Chandler?
Monica: Not at these prices!
Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, I’m guessing he wants to do a little dance… ya know, make a little love… Well, pretty much get down tonight.
Mrs. Waltham (to Ross): We’re very sad that it didn’t work out between you and Emily, monkey. But I think you’re absolutely delicious.
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me. I’m standing right here.
Mrs. Waltham (to Mr. Waltham): Oh, yes, there you are.
Joey: Just tell him Joey sent you. He’ll know what it means.
Chandler: Gee, I don’t know. Do you think he’ll be able to crack your code?
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?