Phoebe: See, he’s her lobster!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I’m not judging!
Chandler: Well, my apartment’s not there anymore because I drank it.
Chandler: Handle’s my middle name. Well, actually, it’s the middle part of my first name.
Chandler: It’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it!
Chandler: Ok, lets focus something else. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, great smile, BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!