Ross: You’re over me? When were you, under me?
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Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Rachel: You know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend, Joshua.
Joey: Yeah, right.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Chandler: Oh, oh, yeah, and did he also say that some of the dialog is corny, and that he actually found it was funny, not sexy?
Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.
Rachel: Guess what, guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident?
Ross: Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.
Ross: I don’t know what I’m gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. “Oh no, two women love me! They’re both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!”