Ross: You’re over me? When were you, under me?

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Joey: Yeah, right.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
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Chandler: Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.

Ross: I don’t know what I’m gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. “Oh no, two women love me! They’re both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!”